ughgilinsky:

i think we should too

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unclefather:

i love that kids don’t understand the concept of money. i heard a kid at walmart today grab a bag of beef jerky and say “i’m just going to have this” and when his mom said “you can’t just take that” he said “who is going to stop me” 

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panic-at-the-discount-store:

I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms
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patriciaboyd:

in 2008 i used to be in love w shia labeouf and i made a myspace pretending to be him and i had over 10,000 friends and i got over 1000 messages a day & ppl actually believed i was shia labeouf and i actually got verified as him for some reason so i was the official shia labeouf myspace but i was in fact a 12 yr old canadian kid 

(Source: mariannesfaithfull)

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mrssurfboard:

yoncebcarter:

2011 - 2014

This is so beautiful. This goes beyond words.

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themouseabides:

Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein is not the monster.

Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein is the monster.

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#ALSIceBucketChallenge w/ a twist! 🚒🚨🚿 #SHSdoesALS photocreds: @angelica_sandi

shawnsbootyhoe:

why is this so accurate?

shawnsbootyhoe:

why is this so accurate?

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tearsanddesolationakathebbc:

If Disney Guys were real - Youtuber Edition - MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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totonut:

shrek is the god of self confidence

(Source: glow-stick-0f-destiny)

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girlinsky:

baileecaitlynfoster:

girlinsky:

Oh my god but imagine Sammy taking you to a party and he sees you getting hit on by some guy and you’re still talking with him and brushing off his suggestiveness and Sammy clenches his jaw and his fists and walks over and drags you away and shoves you in a bathroom stall in the club and starts attacking your neck with hickeys and sinking bruises into your hip bones and COMMANDING you to jump and wrap your legs around his waist and he suddenly stops his attack and just slowly leans in and lightly nips your earlobe and whispers, “Mine. You are fucking mine. No one else’s. You belong to me. Do you understand me?” And you nod and you say, “Yes.” And he bites your collarbone harshly and you say, “I-I-I me-meant—oh god—” “Say it.” And you gulp and finally say, “Y-yes Daddy.” “That’s my good princess.”

OH MY GOD WHY DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF FUCK MY FUCKING LIFE I SWEAR I NEED TO GO TO CHURCH AND CONFESS MY SINS TO THE PRIEST THIS IS BECOMING A PROBLEM

FucK YOU VERY KINDLY

What time and where babe? 😏😘

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hootsweets:

little-miss-boxie:

Honestly not that hard.


Wise words!

(Source: little-miss-boxie.com)

(Reblogged from thehilariousblog)

coolfeminist:

This is really fucking powerful.

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